All these stars will guide us home
Hello there! I'm Abby (^▽^). I'm 18, an ESFJ, and I am currently studying pre-med/biochemistry as a junior in college. The Science Boyfriends and The Ponds are my current OTP. Fandoms include: Doctor Who , Disney , Supernatural , Harry Potter and Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood among others (see tags on the right)

My therapist just told me a joke.

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

20,437 notes8.112:16 AM

Dean Winchester + seeing Sam with girls

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hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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hairandbrokenglasses:

learningtoeatokayagain:

hairandbrokenglasses:

hairandbrokenglasses:

what a sick president

legit the first thing my roommate did when she came back from vacation was tear this down like what the fuck what is the problem with obama giving u some self esteem

hahahaha.

i no longer have the self esteem boost i need to deflect your cruel laughter. i am defeated. obama please come back

hairandbrokenglasses:

learningtoeatokayagain:

hairandbrokenglasses:

hairandbrokenglasses:

what a sick president

legit the first thing my roommate did when she came back from vacation was tear this down like what the fuck what is the problem with obama giving u some self esteem

hahahaha.

i no longer have the self esteem boost i need to deflect your cruel laughter. i am defeated. obama please come back

18,501 notes8.112:07 AM

thefutureauthor:

*whispers* Mulan, Merida, and Rapunzel didn’t have men saving them

*regular voice* Lilo and Nani’s sisterly love for each other was a big point in their movie

*slightly aggravated voice* Enchanted questioned marrying a man you hardly know

*shouting* FROZEN ISN’T THE FIRST MOVIE TO HAVE THESE POINTS

12,390 notes8.112:05 AM

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse

50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes 

Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?

50 Shades of Glorified Abuse

50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use

Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink

source: carpeumbra via: iam2460done
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Gold Of Sunshine In Her Hair 
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stunningpicture:

Perfectly timed wedding photo

stunningpicture:

Perfectly timed wedding photo

source: stunningpicture via: taz2short
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deducecanoe:

I interrupt my frequent unhappy rants about my low self esteem, panic-inducing lifestyle and all the ways fandom craps on itself to bring you ducklings in dresses made of cupcake papers. Ok. You need this. Shut up and accept that you need this.

deducecanoe:

I interrupt my frequent unhappy rants about my low self esteem, panic-inducing lifestyle and all the ways fandom craps on itself to bring you ducklings in dresses made of cupcake papers. Ok. You need this. Shut up and accept that you need this.

source: awwww-cute via: taz2short
55,383 notes8.112:01 AM

tattru:

when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers

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source: bruhnett via: unprime
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hungrylikethewolfie:

shitarianasays:

callmekitto:

tygermama:

cacchieressa:

queenofthedwarrows:

thundering-god:

acquaintedwithrask:

strangelikethat:

candyandcusswords:

Cutest Thor Ever via Mary Sue.

This is adorable!

I AM GOING TO ACQUIRE THIS CHILD AND LOVE HER

THIS MIDGARDIAN CHILD HIS GOOD TASTE!  METHINKS PERHAPS WE ARE SEEING A FUTURE FEMALE WARRIOR!

My head canon is that each of the Avengers ends up with core group of fangirl/boys, like Natasha’s (or the one she acknowledges) are teenage girls mainly who see her as their hero, little boys love the Hulk, but Thor? Little girls between like the ages of 4 and 10, cause dude he is a Prince, who rides on a rainbow bridge, and is basically the fairy tale prince in real life. And Thor fucking loves it. His room at the Tower is just plastered with drawings they send him, and he tries as hard as he can to respond to each and every letter he gets. 

HEADCANON ACCEPTED.

And Clint and Tony would try to tease Thor about it but he’s just so proud of all his little fangirls and of the drawings and other things they send him and he’s so earnest about it that Clint and Tony end up more than a little jealous.

I AM SO OKAY WITH THIS IDEA

and oh man I just picture him meeting one of his little baby fans and they have their own little baby mjolnir and he asks her if she’d like to hold the real one, and her eyes get all big because what?? only thor can hold mjolnir! she knows that!! So he crouches down next to her, gently holding her hand as it holds mjolnir so that even though he’s the one holding the weight, she gets to feel like she’s actually the one holding the hammer and her eyes go half as big as her whole head as grins all big and he tells her ”clearly you are worthy, little warrior!”

STOP IT

MY POOR HEART

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79,361 notes7.3111:58 PM

wild-n-free-n-stuff:

Do you ever put on an outfit and then think “wow this would look so much nicer if I wasn’t such a fat piece of shit” because same

75,389 notes7.3111:56 PM
avianrecon:

Most birds have large eyes and little to no eye muscles, so to look in different directions, they have to move their whole head. It results in a lot of head bobbing. 

avianrecon:

Most birds have large eyes and little to no eye muscles, so to look in different directions, they have to move their whole head. It results in a lot of head bobbing. 

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pickledispenser:

becausebirds:

chiltonomics:

owls-only:

An owl landed in a bar

deAR SIR, HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIZARD?

WHAT IS THIS STRANGE PLACE


boots with da fur

pickledispenser:

becausebirds:

chiltonomics:

owls-only:

An owl landed in a bar

deAR SIR, HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIZARD?

WHAT IS THIS STRANGE PLACE

boots with da fur

61,891 notes7.3111:54 PM

villains weekbest/funniest villain moment
yzma (in general) 

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